Stamping Machine

I've been thinking a lot lately about the hand-stamped Storymatic, and I dug up this little video of me at work.

I really do move this fast. I have a very high metabolism.

20% off the Classic Storymatic at the Bust Craftacular!

If you're in Manhattan next weekend, stop by the Bust Craftacular:

Vaune and I are going to be selling the original, classic, hand-stamped Storymatic, which looks like this:

If you bring a copy of this post (either a print-out or on your phone), you'll get 20% off!

Come in, Mr. Sharff. We've been waiting for you.

Please, take a seat. Would you like a cocktail? Of course you would.

Belvedere, do be a good lad and make Mr. Sharff a manhattan.

Now then. Do relax. There's nothing to be afraid of. Just tell me what you did with the money.

You don't understand? The money, Mr. Sharff. I'd like to know about the money. That was in the sack. That fell out of my car. That you picked up.

You don't know what I'm talking about? Very well.

Belvedere, bring me the hatchet.